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Handler Writes Sex Books, Hosts TV Series “Chelsey Lately”

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Back in 2006, Jewish comedian Chelsea Handler began dating Ted Harbert, the President of E! Entertainment Television Network.

The next year, Handler was given her own show “Chelsea Lately”. (how convenient?)

The program is a comedy talk show focusing on pop culture and current events, including round table discussions with various celebrities.

Handler decided to become a comedian in 1996 after she was found guilty of drunk driving. She was ordered to attend a DUI class and when she shared her story, the room erupted in laughter.

In 2005, she wrote her first book, “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands”.

In the book, Handler describes her own experiences, using sex to promote feminism and spread her political views (sound familiar?)

Back in the 1980s, Jewish psychologist Dr. Ruth Westheimer created “Sexually Speaking” a nationally syndicated radio and television show.  She encouraged her audience to “experiment” in their own sex lives.

However, Dr. Ruth is old and disgusting. She has become outdated to the most recent generation of young women.

Therefore, Handler follows the same formula and uses sex to promote Jewish feminism to her audience. chelseahandlerjewishfeminism

Her book, “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands” begins with her remembering how she took pictures of her parents having sex when she was seven years old.

She encourages women to have sex very early in a relationship to learn if he’s into “anal beads and duct tape.”

Later in the book, Handler remembers when she joined ChocolateSingles.com, searching for a black man to have sex with. She also goes into graphic detail, explaining why she loves having sex with black man.

Handler claims to love sex but spends the book criticizing most of the sexual partners she has ever had. Whenever she describes an experience, she complains the man’s penis was either too large or too small. After sex, her partner either cared about her too much or didn’t care about her enough.

In 2008, Handler wrote the sequel, “Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea”. In this book, she claims that she calls her father “Bitch-tits” and that he makes sexual overtones towards her. She also makes bestiality references about dogs.

Unfortunately, these books have sold a combined 1.7 million copies and topped the New York Times “best seller” list. chelseahandlerjew

Handler has also been a vocal supporter of homosexuality. In 2009, the Human Rights Campaign gave Handler the “Ally for Equality Award”, recognizing “the outstanding efforts of those who dedicate time, energy, spirit and whole-hearted commitment to better the lives of LGBT people”.

Later that year, Handler hosted the GLAAD Media Awards in San Francisco and was the Grand Marshal of the Los Angeles LGBT PRIDE Celebration “for her visible and vocal support of equality”.

In 2010, a sex tape of Handler was leaked on the internet and offered for sale.

On her show, Handler claimed “It was a joke! I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club, because I’m a comedian, and I’ve been showing it at birthday parties for fucking years!”

In other words, she believes sex is just a “joke”. In fact, EVERYTHING is a joke to her.

In an interview with Conan O’Brien last October, Handler laughed and joked about having an abortion when she was eighteen years old…

Handler and other modern Jewish feminists are ugly and disgusting. They are attacking everything sacred, holy, and pure in the world. They understand that by promoting sexual immorality, they are destroying the traditional family.

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In 2012, NBC created “Are You There Chelsea”, a TV series based on Handler’s books.

However, the show was cancelled in its first season, after just twelve episodes.

Interestingly, viewers were disgusted by Handler’s sense of “humor” and rejected the show. They claimed Handler was a “drug-addled, sex-obsessed loser” and the show was “pretentious, vapid, and morally bankrupt”.

Maybe, just maybe, there is still hope for all that is sacred, holy, and pure in this world.…

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